Variations on a sentence

I couldn’t bear to tell you that the constellations we found were infinite.

I couldn’t bear to tell you that the constellations were not actually there, because everybody that has ever pointed out a constellation was just talking shit.

I couldn’t bear to tell you that you were just talking shit.

I couldn’t beer to tell you that I was out of beer.

But also the sky was like a Crunch bar, and I liked that.